You’ll Never Believe What Biden’s Sister Has to Say

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America’s Biden family syndicate has a brand new strategy. Or at least, it seems so.

Joe’s sister Valerie Biden Owens is trying a different tactic. In an attempt to minimize the consequences, Joe’s sister Valerie Biden Owens admitted that the family’s China-related shady business deals were “wrong”. She also claimed that Joe’s crackhead son Hunter was not related to “The Big Guy.”

Owens was recently asked about Hunter’s business deals with China and Ukraine during a Fox News interview.

Hunter Biden, a disgruntled Fox News host noted: You can see why people would say, “Gee they’re doing business in Hunter because they want to have some influence over Joe.” Given Hunter’s lack of experience in these fields (energy in Ukraine and China), It would have been better if he had stayed out of those deals.

Owens answered the obvious question: Everything is possible with hindsight. Observe, that these are the same charges, accusations, and innuendos that were brought up from 2000 to 2018, but nothing has happened.

She said that “hindsight” is “everything”, suggesting that it was a bad idea but “nothing ever happened from it.” This sounds perfectly rational. She also refused to answer the question.

Wallace kept pushing:

Is it possible that Hunter obtained those jobs in Ukraine and China on his own and had nothing to do with his father?

Owens remained pure Biden.

Hunter is my favorite — Hunter is a bright young man. He’s 52 years of age. I know he is a Yale Law School graduate. He was also on the board for World Hunger or something similar. Hunter was involved in several businesses so he is definitely a Biden. (Now, we are getting somewhere: The acorn falls near the tree.

He can’t run, you can’t. That’s his name. (Run? Are you kidding? You are kidding!

He is a 52-year-old smart, capable, and honorable young man. He was just months away from his brother Beau’s death when he began dating a widower and got a woman pregnant.

Do you remember anyone?

The brother and sister duo are two of a kind.

Joe makes two mutually exclusive claims about the scandal: Hunter didn’t break the law. Joe has never spoken to Hunter about his business dealings. Joe, this lie doesn’t hurt.

So it goes. The Family Biden is trying desperately to defend what it believes was perfectly fine, or as The Big Guy has always done. Washington has been lying like there’s no tomorrow for nearly 50 years.

Except that maybe, this time, there won’t be a tomorrow.